At Our Sacred Church of Sycophantology we make a religion of deceit + kissing ass. We preach that which is unspoken but widely practiced: opportunism, perfidy + falsity.
Our Savior DJT can turn fiction into fact + vice versa.
CHURCH HIERARCHY
"YOU'RE A ONE-EYED JACK AROUND THESE PARTS DAD, BUT I'VE SEEN THE OTHER SIDE OF YOUR FACE." KID RIO (MARLON BRANDO) TO SHERIFF DAD LONGWORTH (KARL MALDEN), ONE-EYED JACKS
COS Commandments
• SUCK UP, GO UP.
• PERFIDY NEVER PITY.
• ABOVE ALL FALSE.
• DECEIVE THROUGH TRUST.
• KISS UP, KICK DOWN.
• AT THE FEET THEN AT THE THROAT.
• WELL SPOKEN, WELL LIED.
• BE NO ONE TO EVERYONE.
• GIVE A LITTLE. TAKE A LOT.
• WORK + WHINE.
• SWEET + LOW.
• ALWAYS WRONG BUT NEVER IN DOUBT.
• ONE-EYED JACKS TRUMP.
• NOW IS ALL.
• THERE ARE NO COMMANDMENTS. JUST GRAB.
COS Pledge
I pledge allegiance to the Church of Sycophantology of our savior Donald J. Trump, + to the autocracy, hypocrisy + mendacity for which it stands.
I believe:
Lies are truths.
Politics serve wealth.
Obedience is trust.
Fact is Fiction. Fiction is Fact.
Racism + misogyny is love.
Only the rich deserve.
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Angels of Deceit
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