MEMBERSHIP CARD

MEMBERSHIP CARD

 

we offer you:

  • free, worldwide, 24/7 access to Mar-a-Lie'o facilities, including:

  • 36 hole golf course,

  • accounts at discreet banking institutions worldwide,

  • luxury travel with top political leaders, lobbyists and powerful influencers,

  • Threats and pay-offs to jilted or disgruntled lovers,

  • unannounced visits with beauty contestants in their private dressing roomS,

  •  consultation with tax loophole experts, LLC and bankruptcy lawyers,

  • a free hour on fox Network.  no tough questions, guaranteed,

  • a specialist TO instruct you how to turn on your computer,

  • and so much more. 

To enjoy the privIleges of membership print and fill out your membership card, above, and complete the form, below.