AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE TO THE FAITHFUL
The Church of Sycophantology would like to take this opportunity to complain to its faithful faithless followers that its staff is completely overwhelmed with new members, and is unable to keep-up with the flood of postitive news emanating from the halls of government and the masterful mind of our Sweet Tweeter in Chief.
We will make every effort to keep you, our flock, informed but be aware, events are outstripping our capacity to stay abreast of the glorious news.
KISS UP, KICK DOWN.
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