SECRET WH COMMUNIQUE LEAKED TO CHURCH OF SYCOPHANTOLOGY
As per this secret White House communique, my old neighborhood of East New York, Brooklyn, was in the direct path of Hurricane Dorian. This communique was leaked to the Church of Sycophantology by a WH informant who came across it in the President's private toilet. Admittedly, this throws the document into some question. What was it doing in his toilet? Is it authentic or was the President using it for other reasons, like bathroom reading or to dry a puddle? Perhaps the truth will never be known but thankfully the hurricane skirted ENY, making the map inconsequential.
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