FIRST COMMANDMENT
Despite rumors to the contrary, a guiding principle of the Church of Sycophantology is to always be caring. Empathy is ennobling. To paraphrase Shakespeare (Merchant of Venice), it ennobles both the receiver and the giver.
In our Church, that is the same person.
There is no better exemplar then our commander in self pitying chief. He feels empathy ONLY for himself, his own suffering.
He has created for himself a world where he is the victim worthy of his own unceasing self-pity. Everyone else revolves around his world, like the planets to a sun, reinforcing his sense of victimization and his insatiable need for pity.
Poor President!
But can a more perfect world be conceived?