ALBANIA NOT ALABAMA

HE REALLY MEANT ALBANIA
Out of an excess of concern, our President lost track of facts. What he really meant was that Albania was threatened by Hurricane Dorian. Unfortunately, his staff gave him the map of southern US not southern Europe. The black magic marker line should have extended east across the Atlantic Ocean and the Mediterranean Sea.
Fortunately, our President made sure aid and assistance was sent to Albania where it is badly needed.